September 2011
1 post
management can eat my poo
biggest non subject ever. (fun fact; i know the guy who’s mum wrote the unit, and apparently even she recognises its stupidity. come on now, a compulsory subject about theoretical management? really monash?)
tonight i have managed to finally cobble together just over 2500 nonsensical slices of jargon in order to (hopefully) scrape myself a pass for this semester of fuckery.
but now i...
July 2011
1 post
THERE IS A GOD
and (s)he wants me to buy a wristwatch asap.
February 2011
1 post
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
1 post
countdown is on til 12th of nov...
BITCHEZ SAY YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
July 2010
1 post
May 2010
2 posts
know whats shit?
assignments.
doing assignments on a friday night.
doing assignments on a friday night that you have no idea how to do.
doing assignments on a friday night that you have no idea how to do because you actually want a weekend.
doing assignments on a friday night that you have no idea how to do because you actually want a weekend but realising that thats not exactly going to happen.
...
April 2010
3 posts
officially the worst person with pliers
ever
so bad
i already cut myself like 100000 times
suggestions for arts ball costume
theme is ‘INTO THE WILD’
i kind of want to go as an avatar. hahaahha. but other suggestions?
March 2010
11 posts
HAHAHAHAHA thank god for the interwebz
so i was doing a bit of a googs search to help with my maths assignment, look what turns up on yahoo answers
How do you find the Cartesian scaler equation of the plane?
how do you find the Cartesian scaler equation of the plane which passes through the point (1,2,3) and contains the straight line defined parametrically by the equations: x(t)= 3t, y(t)=1+t, z(t)=2-t i hav been stuck at this...
#33. go vegetarian for a month.
embe:
11:59PM 28th March until 11:59PM 28th April
this includes chickens, cows, sheep, pigs, etc
but excludes all types of seafood- because fish so aren’t meat. (also for the state of my mental stability.)
zomg
WORST WEEKEND EVER
not really
just did way too much hw compared to usual..thats what you get for not doing hw at all to begin with i guess
and now i’m stuck doing this kind of shit:
Write a MATLAB program that asks the user for the month (1 to 12) and the year then prints the number of days in the month, taking leap years into account by reusing the function you wrote for
. For example, if the user...
gnomesayin?
aupaysdesmerveilles:
sometimes my hair is too clean.
shit happens.
lifes tough haha
MY LIFE IS ULTRA HEINOUS
here i am on a saturday night
doing physics work and computing tasks cause i dont listen in lectures
FUCK MY LIFE
i need to make some uni friends
fo realz
CAN'T SLEEP
so i was doing some research about monash’s exchange program
and cause switzerland is SICK and they are hardcore crazy amazing engineers, i thought ‘oh hey girl, go to switzerland and babe it up, engineering degree style’
turns out fucking monash doesnt go to switzerland. BUT MELB DOES…to university of geneva! MONASH FAIL.
but its ok, cause i did some research, and turns...
bahaha. oh monash.
Dear Student
I am hosting a cocktail function for the parents and grandparents of all Engineering students. We want to ensure that you and also your families feel part of the Monash Engineering community.
so who wants to pretend to be my parent/grandparent? free booze!!
quote of the day
maths lecture, lecturer (OLD man) makes a mistake:
“that was a bit of a slimy thing of me to do…… i’m always doing slimy things at home.”
THATS WHAT SHE SAIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
February 2010
7 posts
report from today:
1.0 introduction to my uni life
2.0 i am far too ceebs for uni
2.1 ceebs talking to new people
2.1.1 reasons i ceebs making new friends; CEEBS
2.2 ceebs learning shit
2.2.1 still in holiday blob mode
2.2.2 shit is shit
2.3 ceebs getting to uni
2.3.1 i have to wake up more than 10 minutes before school starts, WHAT?!?!?!?
...
ilove,
hoeface:
embe:
=)
YOU LOVE WHAT?! WHO?! OMG IS IT A WHO ISNT IT. OMG WHY MUST YOU JUST WRITE ILOVE AND THEN A COMMA. TORTURE WOMAN TORTURE
i think its her macbook. haha.
who has the office season 3 onwards??!?!?!?!?!?!
ADDICTED
anyone?
leopards don’t change their spots
true, theyre born with that shit
BUT
leopards can grow more spots? SEEMS SO
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk you
January 2010
7 posts
ASDFIA;WOEADF;LKXCM,.ASD;OIJAED,.CX;ASDKFEA;IFDS
that is all
ps. ASLDK;FJAWOEDFK;SALDF;WOAED;FKD;AKFS
(weird post, no?)
Fact
heroin:
I really missed posts from Jaz
such high praise. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
my enrolment session
consisted of:
me
lots of asian and indian homie boys with weird paedophilic facial hair…DUDES. SHAVE. THOSE. HALF. MOS. OFF
lots and lots of private school boys who came with their mamas
multiple dykes
and about 3 normal girls?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SO MANY FRIENDS FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE
another meaningful post
i dont want to add people on facebook because then they will see photos of me dressed up as: arnold schwarasdj;fasdfkas alla terminator, paedophilic magician, 90s tragedy, general retard etc.
oh why must it be so stalkerish
but i think i somehow got rid of my photos……………………WHATEVAAAAAAH
late to the party
so i got my vtac shit and all that junk in the mail just then (oh yeah im back in australia)
WTF
STUPID GAT FUCKERS
you know what my predicted score was for english??????????????????????
FUCKING 49
49!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT?!?!?!?!?!?!
a lot less than that…lolz
maybe i should have joined you on the ground karen hahahahaha (not that that was funny or...
JESSY TTTTTTTTTTTTTT (and other friends)
jessyt:
tbl11:
hey bebz
remember when you volunteered to be my proxy if i needed one and i said ‘sure, you can be mine’??????
WELLLLLLLL this is your time to shine
(ps. tumblr friends make sure she reads this otherwise i am EFFED)
so i am going to miss my compulsory pre course day at monash (sozzzzzzzzzzzz dw i got you a present to compensate) on the 21st of jan and i need a proxy. (i bet...
garrrrrrrr
monash ya bitch. your stupid online enrolment thing is a piece of shit. wasted all my internet time in this hotel…thats 4 pounds for 2 hours stupid. SO CONFUSING. am i supposed to choose my subjects NOW? as well as my major for eng???? is that what youre saying to me???? WHY ARE YOU SO GAY?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY (not that theres anything wrong with it)
also,...
JESSY TTTTTTTTTTTTTT (and other friends)
hey bebz
remember when you volunteered to be my proxy if i needed one and i said ‘sure, you can be mine’??????
WELLLLLLLL this is your time to shine
(ps. tumblr friends make sure she reads this otherwise i am EFFED)
so i am going to miss my compulsory pre course day at monash (sozzzzzzzzzzzz dw i got you a present to compensate) on the 21st of jan and i need a proxy. (i bet you are...
December 2009
4 posts
this thing is apparently dead?
chrisssyk:
(via tbl11)
yeah, cos your not here …. when are you home jazz?
haha, its missing all my pointless spamming huh? im back on the 26th of jan woooooo!
this thing is apparently dead?
blergh
spoontastic:
pullshapes:
sophras:
jessyt:
anyone been in contact with jaz?
no! the bitch is uncontactable. i want to know how she did!
yes…she texted today, she can’t get her score because she’s on a tour, and she doesn’t have internet. one of the ladies on the tour has a kid who got 99.35 and she wants to punch the lady in the face :)
everyone is on tumblr together lol - i too...
HAHAHAHAHA
ok so i just checked my enter score
turns out the service had CLOSED already fuckers
but lucky i could still look
AND I GOT FUCKING 46 FOR BUSMAN. BIG FAIL. HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA EMBARRASSING.
and puck you stupid mlc. i signed the stupid thing so my shame wouldn’t be in the newspaper!!!!!!!!!!!! EXPECT AN ANGRY LETTER/EMAIL!!!!!!!!!11
November 2009
32 posts
STILL NOT COMPLETELY PACKED
wowowowow in less than 2 hours i will be ON AN AEROPLANE. THATS RIGHT BETCHESSSSSSSSS WOWOWOWOWOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
but i will miss you all! so make sure you post lots and email/INBOX me, thats right, INBOX cause now i know how to use facebook…kind of not really
and i hope you all surprise yourselves with amazing enter/nenter scores and get into the courses of your DREAMS, otherwise, just...
profound observations
the city smells like
bad breath
pee
body odour
fart
often a combination of two or more of the above
oh and also, crapbook makes my computer cry, or at least my internet!!!!!
just wanted to post something so you could all admire my new picture thingy…its from a postcard i bought from a (i’m guessing) 5 year old girl today for 50c. AWOO
someone
sophras:
spoontastic:
who went to mtc garage sale please tell me if it was good!
i couldn’t study this morning thinking about all the things that were just waiting for me down in south melb.
it was heavenly. but alot of the good stuff was gone before we got there which was like an hour and a half after it started, llaamme.
it was cheap too, like by the end all shoes were $2 HHEEAAVVENN
...
TOO MUCH FOR ONE NIGHT
i need to lie down
omg
sophras:
tbl11:
heroin:
tbl11:
sophras:
tbl11:
i finally got a facebook
now add me
cause i dont know what the shit i am doing
i hate it already
HAHA
antisocial much?
arrghhh go to “profile” at the top, then send the link!. i searched you but i cant find.
i think this is me
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000503140899
haha
too funny
ADDED...
omg
heroin:
tbl11:
sophras:
tbl11:
i finally got a facebook
now add me
cause i dont know what the shit i am doing
i hate it already
HAHA
antisocial much?
arrghhh go to “profile” at the top, then send the link!. i searched you but i cant find.
i think this is me
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000503140899
haha
too funny
ADDED AND I’M GOING TO...
omg
sophras:
tbl11:
i finally got a facebook
now add me
cause i dont know what the shit i am doing
i hate it already
HAHA
antisocial much?
arrghhh go to “profile” at the top, then send the link!. i searched you but i cant find.
i think this is me
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000503140899
haha
too funny
omg
i finally got a facebook
now add me
cause i dont know what the shit i am doing
i hate it already
HAHA
antisocial much?
ps. WHAT.THE.FUCK.I.AM.SO.LOST.ASLEJF;SLDKFJA;SDFLKAS.
JAS
sophras:
can you get facebook already?
HAHA so i took this awesome ‘party time’ photo today. so once i get it off bec i will. which is tomorrow
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO