September 2011
1 post
management can eat my poo
biggest non subject ever. (fun fact; i know the guy who’s mum wrote the unit, and apparently even she recognises its stupidity. come on now, a compulsory subject about theoretical management? really monash?)
tonight i have managed to finally cobble together just over 2500 nonsensical slices of jargon in order to (hopefully) scrape myself a pass for this semester of fuckery.
but now i...
July 2011
1 post
THERE IS A GOD
and (s)he wants me to buy a wristwatch asap.
June 2011
2 posts
i always feel like when my facebook chat screws up its a sign from the computer gods that i should be doing something productive………
yes, these are the ramblings of a procrastinator.
gad have not posted in ages
feeling depressed about exams so am spending a few hours painting my nails, curling my hair, reading my book, drinking too much tea and potentially taking a quick nap before more study tonight.
am i not the coolest person you ever knew? YEAH THOUGHT SO.
wooooooooooooooooo lyf!!!!!!
April 2011
2 posts
essay? what is...essay?
well fak. last time i wrote an essay or anything over 300 words was during the year 12 english exam. and now suddenly im supposed to write some 3000 word business law assignment by myself cause my group is dud as???
honestly dont know how fobs can pass this subject…….serious respect man.
ps. WHAT IS REFERENCING AND HOW DOES IT WORK?!?!?!SDFGHJLK;NBBGJHKJN,MJJKL
February 2011
2 posts
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
2 posts
chemical engineering….more anal than gay porn.
countdown is on til 12th of nov...
BITCHEZ SAY YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
August 2010
2 posts
mb: Viruses are such smart arses these days, →
12:27:33 AM samchan: Hi are you there?
12:27:42 AM Emmeline Be: hey
12:27:43 AM Emmeline Be: sup
12:27:49 AM samchan: i just took an IQ quiz
12:28:02 AM Emmeline Be: cool
12:28:12 AM samchan: I was smarter than I am! I scored 108
12:28:37 AM Emmeline Be: ahha yes sam
12:28:57 AM
something sadder-i know how to write computer code to talk to you like that. i make computers have...
another reason why my life sucks
so i dont wear jeans. just not a big jeans person. then the other day i was like “hmm. maybe i should buy a pair of jeans, seeing as i have money now.” so i bought a pair of jeans. and they were fine in the store and everything, but as i was considering getting them i thought to myself “but i never wear jeans. what a waste of money. NAH ill wear them” so i got them anyway....
July 2010
2 posts
Allocate+ is busy?
embe:
Well so am i!
So hurry up and let me log in sluzzzzzza
i got all my first preferences. amazing.
June 2010
5 posts
CEEBS
ever felt so ceebs that you’d be happy to just lie in bed all day/watch tv like a loner and not see anyone/leave the house?
THAT IS ME RIGHT NOW
SO CEEBS. ITS SO COLD. CEEBS DOING ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME LOSE HEAT
Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright - Bob...
aupaysdesmerveilles:
“Knowledge of nature is produced, not discovered” Critically discuss this assertion.
can i just write ‘no thanks’ and leave the exam three hours early?
so deep.
whereas i spent 2 hrs out of a 3 hr exam today trying to prove x=tanh(y)=y=1/2 ln(1+x/1-x)….UNSUCCESSFULLY. not so deep, more just retarded.
(i didnt even get it in the end)
FUCK YOU MONASH STALKERSPACE
because of you i am going to fail my exams
BUT YOURE SO ADDICTIVE
ADSIOFJWEADSO;IJLKWEFDOIJLKEDSFIKJDS;FJKSADF
hellooooooooooo tumblr people
its been noted that i haven’t posted for a long time…its true, ive become some massive stalker who just reads other peoples posts but doesnt contribute anything to the internet myself. haha. WHATTACREEP
so essentially i’m posting today because i dont know how the frick im supposed to concentrate for 3 hrs on thursday … twice!! my...
May 2010
3 posts
know whats shit?
assignments.
doing assignments on a friday night.
doing assignments on a friday night that you have no idea how to do.
doing assignments on a friday night that you have no idea how to do because you actually want a weekend.
doing assignments on a friday night that you have no idea how to do because you actually want a weekend but realising that thats not exactly going to happen.
...
WHAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAA HELLLLLLLLLLLL
am pissed off
because i stayed at uni for SIX hours yesterday when i only had ONE lecture to do my computing assignment. and i did enough to get a pass, cause im shit at it and dont care about getting good marks for it.
BUT THEN. my work didnt save properly to my usb!!!!!!! so i have lost ~40 lines of fucking codeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (out of about ~70) fuckkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
April 2010
5 posts
facebook
is going to make me fail uni
i dont even do that much on it
but its just THERE
ALL. THE. TIME.
AEDJFA;SOIDKJF;AOWLDKJFAOSDKJFweo;islfdkweadskjf;slfdkj
not getting til after yr 12 was a good idea. but even still. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk where does my time/life go?!?!
officially the worst person with pliers
ever
so bad
i already cut myself like 100000 times
just found out i have a micro tute test tomorrow.
NOT COOL.
having this week off has shown me how much i dont like uni…well studying in general
suggestions for arts ball costume
theme is ‘INTO THE WILD’
i kind of want to go as an avatar. hahaahha. but other suggestions?
March 2010
11 posts
HAHAHAHAHA thank god for the interwebz
so i was doing a bit of a googs search to help with my maths assignment, look what turns up on yahoo answers
How do you find the Cartesian scaler equation of the plane?
how do you find the Cartesian scaler equation of the plane which passes through the point (1,2,3) and contains the straight line defined parametrically by the equations: x(t)= 3t, y(t)=1+t, z(t)=2-t i hav been stuck at this...
#33. go vegetarian for a month.
embe:
11:59PM 28th March until 11:59PM 28th April
this includes chickens, cows, sheep, pigs, etc
but excludes all types of seafood- because fish so aren’t meat. (also for the state of my mental stability.)
zomg
WORST WEEKEND EVER
not really
just did way too much hw compared to usual..thats what you get for not doing hw at all to begin with i guess
and now i’m stuck doing this kind of shit:
Write a MATLAB program that asks the user for the month (1 to 12) and the year then prints the number of days in the month, taking leap years into account by reusing the function you wrote for
. For example, if the user...
gnomesayin?
aupaysdesmerveilles:
sometimes my hair is too clean.
shit happens.
lifes tough haha
MY LIFE IS ULTRA HEINOUS
here i am on a saturday night
doing physics work and computing tasks cause i dont listen in lectures
FUCK MY LIFE
i need to make some uni friends
fo realz
CAN'T SLEEP
so i was doing some research about monash’s exchange program
and cause switzerland is SICK and they are hardcore crazy amazing engineers, i thought ‘oh hey girl, go to switzerland and babe it up, engineering degree style’
turns out fucking monash doesnt go to switzerland. BUT MELB DOES…to university of geneva! MONASH FAIL.
but its ok, cause i did some research, and turns...
bahaha. oh monash.
Dear Student
I am hosting a cocktail function for the parents and grandparents of all Engineering students. We want to ensure that you and also your families feel part of the Monash Engineering community.
so who wants to pretend to be my parent/grandparent? free booze!!
quote of the day
maths lecture, lecturer (OLD man) makes a mistake:
“that was a bit of a slimy thing of me to do…… i’m always doing slimy things at home.”
THATS WHAT SHE SAIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
February 2010
7 posts
report from today:
1.0 introduction to my uni life
2.0 i am far too ceebs for uni
2.1 ceebs talking to new people
2.1.1 reasons i ceebs making new friends; CEEBS
2.2 ceebs learning shit
2.2.1 still in holiday blob mode
2.2.2 shit is shit
2.3 ceebs getting to uni
2.3.1 i have to wake up more than 10 minutes before school starts, WHAT?!?!?!?
...
ilove,
hoeface:
embe:
=)
YOU LOVE WHAT?! WHO?! OMG IS IT A WHO ISNT IT. OMG WHY MUST YOU JUST WRITE ILOVE AND THEN A COMMA. TORTURE WOMAN TORTURE
i think its her macbook. haha.
who has the office season 3 onwards??!?!?!?!?!?!
ADDICTED
anyone?
leopards don’t change their spots
true, theyre born with that shit
BUT
leopards can grow more spots? SEEMS SO
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk you
January 2010
7 posts
ASDFIA;WOEADF;LKXCM,.ASD;OIJAED,.CX;ASDKFEA;IFDS
that is all
ps. ASLDK;FJAWOEDFK;SALDF;WOAED;FKD;AKFS
(weird post, no?)
Fact
heroin:
I really missed posts from Jaz
such high praise. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
my enrolment session
consisted of:
me
lots of asian and indian homie boys with weird paedophilic facial hair…DUDES. SHAVE. THOSE. HALF. MOS. OFF
lots and lots of private school boys who came with their mamas
multiple dykes
and about 3 normal girls?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SO MANY FRIENDS FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE
another meaningful post
i dont want to add people on facebook because then they will see photos of me dressed up as: arnold schwarasdj;fasdfkas alla terminator, paedophilic magician, 90s tragedy, general retard etc.
oh why must it be so stalkerish
but i think i somehow got rid of my photos……………………WHATEVAAAAAAH
late to the party
so i got my vtac shit and all that junk in the mail just then (oh yeah im back in australia)
WTF
STUPID GAT FUCKERS
you know what my predicted score was for english??????????????????????
FUCKING 49
49!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT?!?!?!?!?!?!
a lot less than that…lolz
maybe i should have joined you on the ground karen hahahahaha (not that that was funny or...